Welcome to the peak of intellectual decline. Brainless Coin doesn’t aim to fix anything, change the world, or even understand what it is. It simply exists — like the leftover crust of a pizza you didn’t finish.

Brainless Coin was created with absolutely zero thought. No whitepaper. No vision. No reason. Just vibes. If you’re tired of trying to make sense of anything, you’re in the right place. Stop thinking. Start holding.

1. Open a wallet. Any wallet. We don’t care.

2. Get some $SOL — because somehow this thing runs on it.

3. Search “Brainless Coin” on pump.fun or wherever degens gather.

4. Click buy. Instantly lose a few IQ points.

TOKENOMICS

SUPPLY : 1 BILLION $BRAINLESS
TAX : ZERO
LIQUIDITY : BURNED
CHAIN : SOLANA

We don’t have a Discord. We don’t moderate anything. But if you scream into the void loud enough on Twitter/X, we might retweet you.

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